Battleground bloopers

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Inchfan, Dog Company, Teamsters: " ...driving about 20 inf to an emergency recap on Willem, all going well, 4th gear hauling ***. Folks on the truck saying be careful, don't kill us all. I smartly replied with something like: no worries, i'll get you in alive Then I rolled the truck. Killed em all."

Werwulf: " For me it was walking into a CP and seeing a guy under the table reading a map and assuming he was HC. It turned out he was an ei paratrooper that shot me a moment later. It was dark but still a noobish mistake."

Ce, Retired ArFr CinC: " Having 78 paras plummet into the ground 10 seconds after I took off.."
Inchfan: " LOL, I remember that, I was one of the paras."

Dangler: " Mine was coming up behind a he111 and taking his wing off. He started a flat spin at about 3 or 4k so I thought fly over him a bit and admire my handywork on its way down. Well... long story short I took a tg round through the floor and into my head. Pwnt by a one wing 111."

Geckopow, CO KOSB: " was flying CAP at Haybes with the new spitfire(very nice), hada few sorties, went for a ciggy, came back, noone was around, then i was attacked by a 109 and 190, so i hugged the AI in Haybes for some protection while i tried to save my *** from both enemy pilots, i got shot down, then i realised that Haybes was captured and was actually german!...doh"

Buggsy: " I raided an allied AB as a rifleman.

It was a short, quick, get in get out operation.

I ran into AB, grenaded an AA gun. Ran to the vehicle spawn and shot another AA gun that just spawned (2 bullets in commander, 3 bullets for gunner), then quickly ran out of the AB through the hole in the AB wall behind vehicle spawn, as another AA gun was pounding the area I was in. Just outside the AB wall I saw an EI in a berm so I raised my gun, aimed real carefully and *click*. I DIDN'T RELOAD!
*reload* EI turned around and shot me."

Anfiach: " I spawned into a defense several maps ago and I saw an opel parked underneath the filling station. So, I ran over to it and emptied 2 magazines from my smg into it...
.....I was playing Axis."

Buggsy: " I entered a CP once, and saw a dead EI on the ground, so I ran to check the radio, look back and the dead Ei got up and started shooting at me with a rifle.
HE WAS PLAYING DEAD WITH HIS KNIFE OUT AND NOT MOVING!"

MrFreeze, CO 1775th: " I have many but my most recent was when I spawned an opel to set up an MS. Saw a few ATGs at the FB so I offered them a ride to town. They must have thought, "boy that mrfreeze is a really nice guy." That's when I drove them into the river while driving and typing at the same time. I don't remember their names but I am sorry whoever you are."

Manecoon, AHC: " Had some winner in the AHC that loved me so much for playing axis all those years that he was talking smack on the HC channel.. And for once I was just shutting up.. Well I was pmming a mssg to a squadie and referred to the officer as .. well lets say.. Something with ears... but instead of a .r I used .hc... So then it was on again lol"